1. disgustingpiggy:



    One time I had grabbed the wrong shaker and ended up putting sugar on my french friend and wow I thought the power puff girls were the best accidental miracle no it’s sugar n french friends this was so delicious


    It has come to my attention that I typed “french friend” instead of “french fries”

    I did not eat my french friend.

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  2. simplypotterheads:

    I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

    Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

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  3. eridans-bullshit-magic:


    just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is

    if people have the right to the hospital then i have the right to  critically wound them

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  4. 10000steps:

    me every summer

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  5. the-average-gatsby:


    imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

    so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

    out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

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  6. hello-darling-assbutts:



    Aladdin, 1992

    The opening scene with the street merchant was completely unscripted. Robin Williams was brought into the sound stage and was asked to stand behind a table that had several objects on it and a bed sheet covering them all. The animators asked him to lift the sheet, and without looking take an object from the table and describe it in character. Much of the material in that recording session was not appropriate for a Disney film. 

    "Combination hookah and coffee maker, also makes julienne fries!  It will not break! It will not- …. it broke."

    that line used to just kill me as a kid and now it’s better because it was unscripted and he probably broke the prop

    If you dont love Robin Williams you are wrong

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  7. Anonymous said: What does Nash Grier had done?



    What hasn’t he done?

    (he only apologized for that Vine when he got serious backlash, and he deleted it right away, just like he did with his video ‘What Guys Look For In Girls’, but he constantly uses slurs)

    Where did he move on to? To a trashcan???

    (FYI he never apologized for this video, he just removed it because he was being criticized)

    You can watch the video here.

    Decide for yourself if you like Nash or not after watching it, I don’t care. It’s like girls are not pressured enough to be perfect in today’s society to be as perfect as possible for ‘their man’ as they can be. What’s worse, his followers doubled, then tripled, than quadrupled after this video, even though he deleted it, and so many teen girls went to his defense. He criticized probably most of them and he still has them as his fans. He set up unrealistic standards for them and they don’t love themselves enough to realize what piece of shit he is. It’s tragic. He has a huge influence on his mass following, who are mostly teenage girls, and instead of teaching them to love themselves, he taught them they are not good enough for him. He sent them 60 years in the past, when women were the perfect trophy that lived by certain standards.

    Also, he treats his followers badly.

    I wish he wasn’t relevant right now and he didn’t have millions of followers that look up to him, but he is and he does. I wish we could just pretend he doesn’t exist, but if we do that, we’re not helping to stop him in any way. He does not deserve to be talked about, but he is, and we have to make sure people at least know that he’s talked about in a negative way and for a reason.

    It’s beyond my understanding why this little lemur still has any followers.

    He’s the biggest piece of shit EVER.

  8. ʜᴜᴍᴀɴɪᴛʏ ғɪʀsᴛ

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  9. maleteen:

    some people just normally look like they havent slept in weeks. i am one of those people

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  10. k-lionheart:





    Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

    I play this in my car while I’m driving.

    I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

    I decided this a long time ago

    Try petting the cats to this.

    Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

    Everytime I hear this I want to spontaneously jump on a table and begin a battle



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